This Employment Contract (the "Contract") is entered into on 03/31/2026 (the "Effective Date") by and between
Man DownThe Street, an individual registered at 4, 5, Washington, 6 (hereinafter referred to as the "Employee"), collectively referred to as the "Parties" and individually as the "Party".
WHEREAS the Employee is fully authorized to work in the USA;
WHEREAS the Employer desires to retain the Employee's services, and the Employee intends to render such services under the terms and conditions set forth herein;
NOW, THEREFORE, in consideration of the foregoing and of the mutual covenants and promises herein contained, and other good and valuable consideration, the Parties do hereby agree as follows:
START OF EMPLOYMENT. Employment will start on the Effective Date.
PROBATIONARY PERIOD. It is understood that the first 1 second of employment constitute a probationary period. During this time, the Employee is not eligible for paid time off or other benefits. Additionally, during the probationary period, the Employer also exercises the right to terminate employment at any time without advanced notice.
POSITION AND DUTIES. The Employee shall be employed as Damned Soul (the "Position"). The Employee must perform all essential job functions and duties as specified in the Employer's internal policies.
The Employee's duties shall be as follows: Recording the employee reading Homestuck up to Act 2 and/or recording the employee reading the linked Fandom page in a David Attenborough voice, starting from the "Episodes" section (the "Duties and Responsibilities"). The Employer reserves the right to periodically modify the Employee's Duties and Responsibilities as deemed necessary and appropriate, in line with the evolving needs of the Employer's business.
The Employee agrees to make every effort to fulfill the Duties and Responsibilities. The Employee shall always comply with the Employer's policies, rules, and procedures.
The Employer shall be entitled to all benefits, profits, or other related matters arising from the Employee's work, services, and advice.
NO CONFLICTING OBLIGATIONS. The Employee represents and warrants to the Employer that they have no conflicting obligations or commitments, whether contractual or otherwise, that are inconsistent with the Employee's obligations under this Contract.
WORK CONDITIONS. The Employer shall ensure the Employee is appropriately instructed and trained concerning tasks that the Employee will carry out. The Employer shall provide a safe and healthy work environment and shall not require the Employee to do work that subjects the Employee to health or safety hazards.
The Employer and all members and guests of the household shall treat the Employee in a just and humane manner and shall not allow the Employee to be subject to any form of abuse, harassment, or violence.
PLACE OF WORK.
WORKING HOURS. The Employee is obligated to carry out the Duties and Responsibilities according to the following schedule:
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PAID TIME OFF. The Employee shall be eligible for the following paid time off:
0 days for vacation. Unused vacation time from each year may accumulate following the Employer's current personnel policy;
0 days of sick leave;
0 days for personal reasons.
The Employee shall
Bereavement leave may be granted if necessary. The Employer reserves the right to modify any paid time off policies.
COMPENSATION. As compensation for the services provided, the Employee shall be paid a wage of $1.00 per
The Employer shall pay the Employee for each hour worked over the Employee's Normal Work Hours (the "Overtime Pay").
The Employer shall pay the Employee on the
MEDICAL CARE. The Employer shall ensure the Employee has access to medical care following the local law. The Employer shall provide the Employee with coverage for any injuries incurred while performing any of the Duties and Responsibilities covered by the terms of this Contract and will bear the costs associated with any related medical treatment.
BENEFITS. During the term of employment, the Employee has the right to participate in any benefits plans the Employer offers. The employer currently offers:
When the employee sends me proof that they read every page from MSPA 001901 to MSPA 002658, the Employee will recieve a recording me of saying the "I like kissing boys, but not in a gay way" clipWhen the employee sends me the recording of the Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff Fandom article, the Employee will recieve a recording of me singing teto begging for nitro
The Employee acknowledges that the Employer may change the benefit plans at the Employer's sole discretion.
TERMINATION. The Employee recognizes that the Employee's employment is at will. During the term of employment, both the Employee and the Employer have the right to terminate employment at any time upon providing 3652 days written notice.
The Employee may terminate employment immediately upon providing written notice to the Employer if the Employer becomes insolvent or files for bankruptcy.
The Employer is entitled to terminate the Contract for cause without prior written notice to the Employee in the following cases:
Upon termination, the Employee shall return all Employer's property to the Employer.
The Employee shall be entitled only to the compensation, benefits, and reimbursements for the period preceding the effective date of the termination.
SEVERANCE PAY. If the Employer elects to terminate the Employee's employment, the Employer shall pay the Employee one-time severance benefits of within 3652 days after the termination of employment. No severance benefits shall be provided if the Employee decides to terminate employment or if termination occurs for cause.
NON-COMPETITION. During the term of employment, the Employee may not engage in
The Employee cannot offer employment to the current, at the time of termination, Employer's workers or induce them to leave the Employer's business for 10 years after the termination of the Employee's employment.
The Employee further covenants and agrees that the Employee shall not, during the non-competition period, lend the Employee's credit or funds to establish or operate any business similar to or competitive with the Employer, nor provide advice, directly or indirectly, to any person, firm, association, corporation, or other business entity involved in such business.
Nothing contained herein does not restrict the Employee from acquiring stock or other securities of any corporation whose stock or securities are owned or traded on any public exchange or from investing in real estate.
CONFIDENTIALITY. The Employee will have access to confidential information belonging to the Employer. The Employee is not permitted to disclose this information to third parties. At all times and in any manner, whether directly or indirectly, the Employee shall not use, divulge, disclose, or communicate to any person, firm, or corporation any information containing any matters affecting or relating to the Employer's business. This includes but is not limited to all information concerning customers, product pricing, or any other information considered confidential by the Employer, its manner of operation, plans, processes, or other data, without regard to whether all of the foregoing matters will be deemed confidential, material, or important. The Parties acknowledge that such information is crucial, material, and confidential, significantly impacting the effective operation and success of the Employer's business and goodwill. Violation of the terms of this clause shall constitute a breach of this Contract.
The Employee shall not disclose any terms or conditions of this Contract or give a copy of this Contract to any third party, except (a) when required by law or in any judicial proceeding, provided that the releasing Party has given the other Party reasonable notice of that requirement; (b) to the Party's attorneys, accountants, brokers, and other consultants or advisers, provided they agree to be bound by this clause.
REMEDIES. Any breach or evasion of the terms of this Contract by either Party shall result in immediate and irreparable harm to the other Party, warranting the pursuit of injunctive relief or specific performance, along with all other legal or equitable remedies to which such injured Party may be entitled under this Contract. If any action is commenced to enforce any of the provisions of this Contract, the prevailing Party shall, in addition to other remedies, be entitled to recover reasonable attorney's fees.
NOTICE. Any notice or communication required under this Contract shall be sufficiently given if delivered personally or by certified mail, return receipt requested, to the address specified in the opening paragraph or to such other address as one Party may have furnished to the other Party in writing.
Either Party may change the registered mail
for receipt of notices by giving written notice to the other Party. All notices shall be deemed received on the day of delivery if sent by hand or courier service or on the third business day after the date of posting if sent by registered mail.GOVERNING LAW AND DISPUTE RESOLUTION. This Contract shall be governed by and interpreted under the laws of the State of Washington, and any disputes resulting from or related to this Contract shall be exclusively resolved by the courts of the State of Florida.
SEVERABILITY. The invalidity or unenforceability of any provision of this Contract shall not affect the validity or enforceability of any other provision of this Contract.
ASSIGNMENT. Neither Party may assign or transfer this Contract without obtaining prior written consent from the non-assigning Party, which approval shall not be unreasonably withheld.
ENTIRE AGREEMENT. This Contract is the complete and exclusive agreement between the Parties with respect to the subject matter hereof, superseding any prior agreements and communications, both written and oral, regarding such subject matter.
WAIVER. The failure of any Party to enforce a particular provision of this Contract shall not constitute a waiver of their right to enforce that provision in the future.
AMENDMENTS. This Contract may only be modified, or any rights under it waived, by a written document executed by both Parties.
BINDING EFFECT. This Contract shall be binding for the Parties.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, the Parties have signed this Contract as of the Effective Date in Shit, Fart County, State of Washington.
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THE EMPLOYER |
THE EMPLOYEE |
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Bomb Shell Two 1, 2, Florida, 3, USA
Banking Details Bank name: 2 Account number: 3
__________________________________ (Place for signature) Bomb Shell Two 03/31/2026 |
Man DownThe Street 4, 5, Washington, 6, USA
Banking Details Bank name: 4 Account number: 5
__________________________________ (Place for signature) Man DownThe Street 03/31/2026 |